the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019

beating 90

Aka beat 90

Slang term for jerking off

Will was beating 90 when his mom walked in on him.

by PainKillerXR3 January 8, 2023

Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing

Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks

by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022

freak the beat

The act of dancing to music such that your moves are in sync and 'hit the beat' with the instrumentals and/or vocals of the music.

Working the beat, hitting the beats, freaking the beat etc.

Those bboys really freak the beat when they dance.

by thefec October 21, 2010

Beat Brother

When two dudes comment on the same pornhub video, they are beat brothers

“Me and 360Beatman are beat brothers”

by Irony123 July 13, 2020

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015