barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.

“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”

by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025

Barb hut

A building filled to the brim with copeus amounts of huge, barely clothed, oily men

Did you really think your hog could ressist the temptation of the barb hut?
It Wont!

by Bobby Mc Gee May 26, 2025

Barbados cold

Barbados cold

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.

by Dave from Fulham July 28, 2025

Barbarian

A italian who bleaches their buzzed hair to look like Eminem but because they have caramel skin they look like a barbarian from coc

Dude his hair makes him look like a bArbarian

by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025

Barbantuan

A large human, beyond gargantuan to the point of being a Barbara

Barb is looking extra barbantuan today

by Blabablaba August 18, 2025

Barb

“Barb” is a term for when somebody is doing something embarrassing or just being a cornball.

“I’m barb I just fell in front of all these people.”

by Queenjd555 September 8, 2025

Subject barbarian

A person who kills the chat atmosphere by saying something out of the subject, or something boring and/or obvious about the subject.

Verb: To subject kill

Person A: Hey, have you heard they're openening the new club down the road?
Person B: Yeah, i'm going on the day it opens!
Subject barbarian: I heard they serve drinks...
Person A: ...
Person B: ......

by Conn1496 July 10, 2010