Allergyuk

A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.

Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”

by vinivedivici June 27, 2024

Allergyuk

A person’s irrational or exaggerated high sensitivity and/or aversion to a specific substance, experience, idea, or condition. Consistent behavioral or social patterns are required before treatment, but diagnoses can be made by anyone who can observe and confirm persistence in symptoms in the presence of any allergeez. They include hallucinations, dramatizations of reality, emotional outbursts, misplaced expressions of extreme blame & victimhood, depersonalization, and attention-seeking behaviors. Trauma victims often include close friends and family, and can include lingering feelings of embarrassment, shame, humiliation or aversion to public spaces- especially when subjects are present. Triggers vary widely, from mustard packets, cigarette smoke, and specific foods and restaurants to sensitive topics- especially prevalent in politics, religion and culture as well as certain persons or celebrities, behaviors and lifestyle choices, and personal preferences. The CDC warns the general population to avoid provoking any displays of aggression- as their triggers are known to compound quickly, potentially affecting more people close by.

Friend 1: “Do you guys want to order Chinese later?”
Friend 2: “I’m down.”
Friend 3: “Seriously? They serve dog meat… that’s even worse than regular meat. “
Friend 2: “lol What?! They have vegetarian options, though.”
Friend 3: “Well, I just can’t support a country that wants to eat something as cute as Bark Wahlberg.”
Friend 1: “Fine; we’ll go to a Golden Corral so you can eat whatever you want.”
Friend 3: “Yeah, so we can waste food while people are dying in Gaza for no reason!”
Friend 2: “What just happened?”
Friend 3: “I’m sorry. I’m just… I just fucking hate war, okay?! I think I might be allergyuk.”
Friend 1: “…. I’ll just eat after you leave.”

by vinivedivici June 27, 2024

ailergy

A condition in which the immune system reacts abnormally to needless user or mention of AI.

The new product name is triggering my ailergy

by yfs July 10, 2024

alterbanfer

when you get so drunk that you realize that you are drunk but you cant control your body

person 1:hey dude have you ever been alterbanfer before?
person 2: yeah i couldnt help but get even more drunk!

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024

alershal

An act of terrorism by both an Indian man and a Mexican man.

That guy alershaled my house

by Bean slinger January 23, 2025

ALLERGICEMA

Allergic to many things as a baby/child then allergies tend to fade in early teens. Most Allergicemic babies rely on feeding tubes up into elementary age.

"Why do you have that tube in your nose?" "I have allergicema!"

by Medical_conditions February 24, 2026

Allergy Terrors

A fit of loud sneezing that sounds and resembles night terrors but is brought on by severe allergies.

Is Marty OK? It sounds like he might have allergy terrors? He keep's yelling while he sneezes.

by zlion February 20, 2025