how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

do you wanna know

i have leukemia

I'm sorry. I can't tell this to them. do you wanna know?

by iKnowU,UKnowMe April 21, 2021

Do you like dragons

Asked by your 10 year old cousin because he heard it at school

Cousin: Do you like dragons

Me" yes

Him Dragon deez nuts across your face

Me dies of stage 4 lung cancer and instantly wants to commit nine elevn 2.0

by Bruhddah 2 December 21, 2021

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope

"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."

by junebugistired April 23, 2020

do you wish for fries

no

do you wish for fries no

by scalywinky August 23, 2024