alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.

Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.

by chillard slayer November 2, 2008

Alaskan bull worm

When you color an uncurcumsized penis green and then ejaculate over a girls ass while she farts so it sprays right back onto your penis. This will undoubly make your dick look like a worm covered in snow from alaska.

I got the alaskan bull worm yesterday.
Venny Nestawhatthefuckisthisname.

by CumDrinker666 January 26, 2010

alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

Covering your penis in vanilla ice cream and hate fucking an asshole then eating said asshole.

I gave my girl an Alaskan Bull Worm with sprinkles.

by Severus R. August 29, 2018

Alaskan Bullworm

NAUGHTY SEX .

oh yeah, last night me and my boyfriend were alaskan bullworming it up

by extravagant nungas December 12, 2010

alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016

Alaskan Fishstick

Slapping a girl ass with a frozen fish and then proceeding to shit and piss on the fish. After that shove it down the girls ear.

I just want to Alaskan Fishstick you.

by MrWankpants October 26, 2017