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Alyssa

Alyssa is a very big crackhead that diagnoses herself with every mental illness and disease but doesnt have actually any she only is just crazy. She is a great friend though just a few weird things about her. Sometimes you can catch her when she’s crying about something so stupid.
“Her name is Alyssa, that’s just great” “hey guys I’m Alyssa, I’m depressed and have bad anxiety :/“
by anonymous mystery666 May 30, 2020
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Alyssa

Your being an Alyssa
by Trumpophobia November 29, 2016
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Alyssa

A woman who is enslaved by a man named Jordan. She must do all housework and every chore. She must also wipe his ass and constantly serve him everything. She has to do dishes, wipe off Jordan's car in the winter, and make him breakfast. Alyssa is a replacement for Jordan's mother Darlene.
Jordan:"Alyssa! My ass isn't going to wipe itself!!"
Alyssa:"Charman or Cottonelle Sweetie?"
by THERUMGUY9999 April 29, 2011
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alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.
ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.
by wiiisdom April 17, 2011
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Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.
That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!
by alwaysReal October 6, 2012
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Abyssal Diving

Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.
Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.
by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007
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ALYSSA&HANNAH

Someone who is desperately looking for forgiveness. Sucks at English. Leaves the dumbest messages. Super Loser.
Also the biggest loser youll ever find. Shes not that funny and is in love with swagfas.
Who are they they are so weird and messed up. She's such a ALYSSA&HANNAH. No one likes them. They're outlaws.
by ACrew23 December 9, 2012
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