Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.

“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room”
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”

by C.heeto June 11, 2021

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal

brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

Alabama Bullshit

When you lie while committing incest.

"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."

by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021

Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

by Kameron6 November 17, 2021

Alabama Bridge

When a male and his male cousin Eiffel Tower a female

Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.

Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?

by Fjsocusbndocs October 1, 2021

Alabama Shit Syringe

A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.

Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!

by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022