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Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.
1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
by SDoodle June 27, 2016
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Owl Head

A nickname for Iver Johnson revolvers, particularly small top-break revolvers chambered in .32 or .38, due to the owl head logo on the grip. The revolvers were once extremely popular for carry from the 1880s till the 1950s. This term was very common up into the 1960s used usually by older men, the phrase is seldom heard now. Sometimes used as a name for any Iver Johnson firearm but usually the revolvers as previously described.
Old Fella in the country store telling about his younger days; "That cat was comin' at me with with a pig sticker wantin' my money, so I whipped out my Owl Head and put it to em and leveled him out."

Young Man circa 1900; "I just order a brand new Owl Head revolver out the Sears and Roebuck mail order catalog."

Kid, now; "My great grandpa bought this revolver when he was young and passed it on to me, he was always called it an Owl Head...whatever that is."
by 50sforever February 21, 2013
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Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.
by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010
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Head Clinic

Similar to head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.
Shes running a head clinic on the whole football team
by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018
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soft head

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
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hollywood head

"dude, howd your date go?" "oh mannn, we went to this scary movie so she was all grabbin my hand and shit really hard, so i whipped out my dick and when she reached for my hand again she got herself a pleasant surprise, and get this -- the bitch loved it! then she put her mouth on my piece and gave me some fine-ass hollywood head"
by Jasper S April 25, 2008
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Bagel Head

Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.
Chris Young is a Bagel Head or Chris Young has a head like a Bagel.
by Barn basher December 18, 2013
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