sports nap

Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.

Let's go take a sports nap!!!

by Chucks B July 31, 2017

Sport Run

A form of running to help one go faster; typically doesn’t look like your normal run.

Omg!!! Look at them sport run, they are so fast!!!

by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022

E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023

Sporting

Euphemism for someone participating in promiscuous sex, especially women, also applied to prostitutes.

So that Chinaman is your brother? Your mother must have been a damn sporting woman!

by Naughty Daddy January 2, 2022

TikTok sports

Any kind of sport that can be viewed or played on TikTok.

TikTok Sports are the best.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.

"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."

by KEKW666 May 13, 2025