Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021

the Gary

The act of someone dragging their pussy on another's face like a snail

Person 1: yo who you letting do the gary on you?!

Person 2: ohhh well carly can gary on me all day and night! What you mean?

by Txdnext November 29, 2021

Gary

Being an old and not understanding the acronym or reference.

You don’t know what WTF means? What a Gary.

by DCHays September 3, 2021

The Gary

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of making him ejaculate faster .

John just got The Gary by Stella

by BEARDEDRAIDER February 13, 2024

Gary Peer'd

When your real estate agent gives you an expectation of what you could expect for your property but once you sign their contract they spend their whole time lowering your expectations and pushing you to take a low offer.

My agent totally Gary Peer'd me! They said $500k would be a realistic expectation but then we signed and they said we should expect $400k, our property was passed in at auction!

by creature15 March 24, 2021

Gary glitter faux pas

The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors

I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….

Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .

Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

Gary

A massive weeaboo

Did you hear about Gary? He married his waifu pillow, his poor mom even attended the ceremony.

by stellagosa January 26, 2022