Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

by Highly Functioning Pancake May 9, 2015

crap attack

to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room

Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone

by S c o t t January 3, 2009

x-crap

You say all these names that X-Box should have been called... make up your mind, pindickhead.

Sony Roolz's mom's name is X-Crap.

by Republican Nazi September 29, 2003

what the crap?

What the crap? You can't define "What the crap?", it's just there. Holy crap!

The car has exploded and everyone has survived, but the car is totalled.

What the crap?

:(

by Stephanie May 10, 2004

Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.

"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"

by Yuv March 19, 2005

Hoky crap

interj. of surprise , anger, and sarcasm. euphemistic of holy crap

Girl 1- got a tattoo for real!
Girl 2- Hoky crap! prolly other chicks are jelly.

by quietadove July 14, 2010

strange crap

1. web sire of champions - starring Capt'n Unicorn!
2. odd, stupid or silly
3. funny in a retarded way

Capt'n Unicorn gives the best advice on strange crap and stuff and junk and things.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003