281er

someone from the outskirts of Houston, with the area code 281, who has highlights, wears Abercrombie and Hollister, thinks they are gangster, and is terrible at sports (football, cheer, basketball). they come into Houston and our noticeable to everyday Houstonians, which is why they are called 281ers

why are 281ers always at the Galleria?

by cbsquad October 30, 2011

281

This is the area code for the outskirts of Houston. However, it can also apply to a person whose personalitly or clothes highlight that area. This could include frosted tips, quicksliver shirts, or an appreciation for things that those in the 713 take for granted... cause that's just how they role.

Damn, I had to drive out all the way to the 281!
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Look at that guy. He is SO 281.

by idget August 3, 2005

Feb 28th

The smartest, cutest and most amazing person is born on this day.

Girl: my birthday is feb 28th

Boy: oh I already knew that
Girl: how?
Boy: because your so cute!!!!

by Heyyyyttttttytyyyyyy November 29, 2019

March 28th

THE baddest Chick WAS born today, And you better belive it she single ;)
Its also National bow day!

Girl1: whens your birthday?
Girl2:March 28th why?
Girl1:That also would explain the boy on your head then...

by Misisispi River November 20, 2019

28th Amendment

The 28th amendment of the US Constitution, added on Feb 3rd, 2019, stating that any person with the name Gabby (or any variant) is legally barred from busing tables, rolling/bringing silverware, cleaning, sweeping, or any similar restaurant based manual labor when anyone named Connor is also working. The Supreme Court ruled this type of bar, known as an “I’m not gonna let you work hard” bar, legal in Iorizzo v. Broken Bread Machine (2006).

Gabby: what are you doing?
Connor: your job
Gabby:*tries to help*
Police: you’re under arrest for violating the 28th amendment, comply and come with us or give us some bread with the garlic dip but either way stop working

by ThankGodTheBreadMachineIsFixed February 3, 2019

281er

Typically, someone that lives in the 281 area code surrounding Houston. They buy all their clothes from the outlet malls or Katy Mills Mall. They wear abercrombie & fitch, American Eagle, Vans, or Hollister. They have streaky highlights. 281ers use slang even though they are white. They are terrible at sports, and noticed by every 713.

You can tell, she is a 281er.

by aghsgdjsnns December 3, 2019

October 28th

Give or get head day

I don't know October 28th

by Mike dwaen October 27, 2020