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19 minute rule

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008
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March 19 2021

The day we all suffered with the songobsessed
Joe: Hey have you heard addisons new song that came out March 19 2021

Bob: Don’t talk about it
by Basementperson March 22, 2021
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Covid-19 Disbelievers

Retards who believe Covid-19 isn't real. They normally:
1. Use the term 'sheep' (which roughly translates to "I'm a narcissist who believes anyone opposing my views are morons and I'm right all the time") to describe people who are taking safety precautions and using common sense.
2. Are normally found on news videos discussing the virus on YouTube.
3. Use ellipses and exclamation points frequently.
4. Believe the virus isn't real and that the government wants to control people through fear.
5. Believe the "New World Order" is coming.
6. Self-righteous, egotistical, arrogant and completely delusional.
7. Escaped convicts of Arkham Asylum.
8. Have no sense of humor.
9. Typically middle-aged to elderly (although some young ones are emerging).
10. Go to anti-Covid 19 protests that do fuck all.
11. Believe that lockdown is equal to house arrest.
12. Want to turn everything into a conspiracy involving the government because they don't want to believe anything natural happens.
13. Do five minutes of research and believe their fucking Albert Einsten.
Covid-19 Disbeliever: You're all blind sheep following the government's fear-mongering tactics... Why won't you wake up and see that this "virus" is just a ploy to control us!! So much fake news... And you're all falling for it!!!

Person with common sense: Get a load of this! One of those Covid-19 Disbelievers. What a fucking twat. I truly hope you get the help you need to deluded little cunt.
by BlipityBlopityBloop September 14, 2020
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Covid-19 Is a Blessing

The unspoken truth that governments’ stimulus packages in many developed countries delayed the retrenchment of millions of people who were working for businesses that were about to fold up just before the coronavirus pandemic struck.
Thousands of gig workers don’t deny that Covid-19 is a blessing in disguise, because they see the government’s handouts as God’s Favor on them during this pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 29, 2020
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Covid-19

A strong strand of the regular flu that initially killed the elderly slightly worse than the regular flu the year before.
It has since created a Planned Pandemic situation for the left wing government to push a flase narrative of the situation and create fear mongering across the globe. It has also led to the largest voter fraud in american history where the democratic party magically has truck loads of ballets surging in from unknown locations across the USA.

It has also led to businesses, and services not having to perform basic business needs, like not accepting legal tender or provide water. This deomonstrates at a business level, there is apparently no baseline to what defines currency in north america and we might as well trade in crayons (except Trudeau would eat them)
Covid-19 will go down as the biggest hoax in human history. RIP 2020
"Oh so you got covid-19"
"Yea bro coughed for one day, got tested stayed home. Its been a 3 week paid vacation its awsome" - 99.998% of all covid cases
by Babylonsburning November 6, 2020
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Covid-19

A fake virus that everyone is freaking out about. Its fake so dont worry. TRUMP 2021
Man, Covid-19 is dumb cus its not even a thing.
by RustTiger180 January 14, 2021
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January 19, 2010

The date when two people who truly are in love began their future together. These two people are something else, they have been through so much in their relationship, but only good things. January 19th is a good day to start dating only if you want to be with that person for the rest of your life.
I love you, can we get married because we've been together since January 19, 2010
by lovelastsforever11910 November 4, 2010
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