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Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.
Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."
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I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai
by fucknikolai November 11, 2021
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Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.
Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."
Dont believe somemore la meh hai. To pf
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Lost lemons

When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:
Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.
by I_know_everything August 3, 2013
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Ball's lost

When something goes exactly as planned.

Everything pans out, with benefits.

A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.

A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.

A jewish dentist who rips people off.

A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.
"Petteeerrrr looook, I'm not even tryyinnngggg"... "The ball's lost!" Gary Osmanoff yells as he beats Adam Hugh 11-4 the first game.

"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."
by Gary Osmanoff November 2, 2011
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Lost in Textlation

When you try to say something via text but the tone is lost and you just end up explaining the initial content again stating your initial intentions.
No, you misunderstood; I meant to be funny. It was lost in textlation
by eighthmoon March 27, 2020
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