a fucking retard with no life. tends to be an asshole. goes for older women, will never get laid. has endless amounts of butt buddies. walks around with his shirt tucked in like a homo. usually has random circles on the top of his head.
by yellow belt April 5, 2008

noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.
CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.
At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.
fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.
At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.
fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.
8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022

by Vg2014 June 19, 2016

a person that cant do anything with their life, they are annoying, and rude. Also it's fun to call your friends that so they get mad at you.
by what's your handle?? January 13, 2018

by SilverHunts November 7, 2019

The type of person that sends you chain email concerning new years a month or several months into the year.
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
