human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

pleasure ring

Stops you from cuming,jizzing,bussing,tossing,wanking

I can't wank whilst using a pleasure ring

by Tristeneccleston March 18, 2017

promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough

bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy

by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022

Buffer-ring

That stupid ring you get when something loads. It doesn’t tell any information on how long left to load and because of this, everyone hates it

Person 1: Oh My God, just downloaded PubG and got a stupid buffer-ring

Person 2: ugh, IKR, those things are the worst

by A_whiny_bitch February 24, 2018

Ring rage

Ring rage; similar to a night after vindaloo 'bum burn', however, much more angry and persistent. Comes after a fire poo.

Richard encountered extreme ring rage after a night of beer and "the hottest curry you can make".

by Ring rage January 10, 2016

ring feeder

ring feeder

his anus was penetrated by the ring feeder, he then in turn inserted his penis into his boyfriends anus also becoming a ring feeder

by kraits September 24, 2018