Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

by sk8lin December 6, 2010

Silly Goose

A guy that never tries to get with hot chicks that are into him or a guy that does something stupid for no reason.

That Baby blank is a silly goose for not getting with that hot chick

by Tubleez December 23, 2008

Goose Muffin

Someone with the heart of a goose and the brain of a muffin.
Can be either a term of endearment or an insult; sometimes both.

She’s such a Goose Muffin; I love her.

by KingPhilipIV December 10, 2021

goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019

the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

The Noose Goose

When someone hangs themself

Ray Romano: "Hear about that guy who hit The Noose Goose?"
Shamwow Guy:"lololol yeah"

by Kakakakakarrotkake June 12, 2016

duck-goosed

(verb) derived from the game Duck Duck Goose where you are randomly selected from a group

other cars were going the same speed but the police officer duck-goosed me.

by Dagmar May 6, 2006