And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011

butter face

someone that like to rub there face in another mans duckbutter and eat it off.

jamie licked my duckbutter

by rylan brown February 18, 2004

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007

you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!

Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021

Captain price forward facing execution

Captain price forward facing execution is a sex move, originating from call of duty modern warfare. You blow your load onto the back of her head while sucking a cigar and say "Bravo six going dark".

"Hey babe, wanna try the Captain Price forward facing execution again tonight?"

by W4CKY October 12, 2020

a face only a mother could love

Basically calling someone ugly.

Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."

by Person (: August 17, 2010

face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

by Mini-D October 17, 2005