Bossell Head

When the hair on the sides of your head is longer than the hair on top of your head. U-shaped, top of the head baldness, typically observed in older white males.

Lacey: Damn Sarah, I thought that dude had a full head of hair but he had a side cut bossell head.

Sarah: Yeah bossell heads only have hair on the sides lol.

by DonaldTrumpIsAPenisBreath February 13, 2021

Cheerio Head

A rare instance where you meet up with a girl and she consists of lips dryer than a Popeyes biscuit. She then proceeds to give you head as the small cracks of scab shavings fall onto the tip of your dick like Cheerio dust.

Damn bro, Nina gave me the driest fucking head I’ve ever had. Dryer than the Sahara dessert. That shit was so dry I’d go as far as to call it Cheerio Head. Her alien titties sure as hell didn’t make up for anything either.

by SkuhLover69 May 27, 2025

Head-Hush-Up

An insulting phrase; which in of itself is as well a Title. In layman's terms to use this phrase is to confer the postion of being the foremost authority of shutting the fuck up.

*Can also be used with positive intent, like the way rappers use "bitch" in their songs, as if to say this person is the foremost authority on getting people to shut the fuck up*

"You really the Head-Hush-Up."
"Is that the Head-Hush-Up i hear?"
"Head-Hush-Up, whats your job again?"

by MICHEAL-MORI September 19, 2024

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

road head in the hurse

head in the car but wit a twist when a girl grabs you by the nipple so hard you cum in her mouth watery goodness

“Damn shortyyy you made my nipple turn white” road head in the hurse

by big daddy cum sauxe November 19, 2020

Airpod Head

Someone whos hair sticks out and hairline is upside down, making their head look like an airpod.

Ex: Have you met that new kid Joel? He has a huge Airpod Head.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

by Bigscheming December 13, 2025