back-baby

what would happen if a gay guy got pregnant.

So you two guys have been together for a while; when's one of you gonna pop out a back-baby and settle down.

by chris666fuckyoufortakingthisnamealready October 10, 2006

gerber baby

a soft, cute dumbass
can be used to describe fuckboys and cute/attractive assholes

marlin: i think butterflies are cute
bean: oh ur such a gerber baby, butterflies r disgusting

by need a nap March 8, 2021

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

Some bitch ass nigga Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024

Baby Pickle

When you are playing Pickleball for the first time, there is a rule where you have to introduce yourself as a baby pickle to let other players know it is your first time.

Dude: “Hey Ed, have you ever played pickleball before?”

Ed: “No, I am a baby pickle.”

Dude: “Ok, no shame in being a baby pickle.”
Ed: “Thanks dude.”

by itsallmilkinthebasement September 12, 2025

Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.

Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.

by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018

pfas baby

A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.

⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.

Evidence:

Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.

PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.

Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org

Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.

by okurgiug September 18, 2025

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019