Dick Lull

a Phenomenon experienced by ladies who love the dick, who after a particularly busy period of dick taking decide they need something of a rest

Jane Kennedy mother of five LOVES the dick however between her 3 and 4 children she experienced something of a dick lull

by WikiWazzler December 17, 2009

doofle dick

a dumbass man, a retard

Aaron is such a doofle dick. Evan is a doofle dick, he's a dumb mofo that cant get his dick up.

by wildcatgirl January 11, 2011

dick bummer

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

chuckle dick

an idiot dumbass and any word you can think of being a dumbass and idiot

it says turn right ? so do i turn right?

yes you chuckle dick

by drewski123 December 2, 2010

dick huertz

the kid you want to blast in his throat

Danny thinks Bobby is a dick huertz.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

glave dick

A socially awkward, occasionally homoerotic person who just doesn't seem to get it, regardless of what "it" is, and acts aggressively as a result.

'Why can't he just leave me alone?'
'I don't know, he's a glave dick.'

by lol wut? December 27, 2008

Dick Wires

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

by cock dickley February 3, 2008