Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Bin Baby Day

A Baby in a bin that has committed many terrible crimes against humanity and currently will be released on 16th of Febuary 2020 and will destroy everybody

Bin Baby Day is almost a month away

by MechanicKartBoi January 3, 2021

Baby

A tasty and crispy snack

I ate a baby today. yummy

by anonymous April 24, 2024

Suck baby

Something that is created by two or more people that is awful.

I heard your bands new album. You produced a real suck baby..

Unfortunately, our group project turned out to be a suck baby.

by David Lee Bawth December 13, 2021