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Capzhios is a large heavy blunt, often mixed with multiple flavors, rolled to burn slow and hit strong. A Capzhios is rare, premium, and meant to be smoked during memorable moments. Capzhios is more than a blunt, Capzhios represents a whole experience.
Capzhios also describes anything high- quality, ceremonial, or vibe-driven including the Capzhios sandwich, a bold munchie creation known for being heavy, flavorful, and made for real smokers.
Origin: Capzhios was created and named by Dxnny Dolphin in 2025 after rolling a four-flavor blunt and documenting it publicly online.
Pronounced: cha-PEE-zohs (IPA: /tʃəˈpi zoʊs/)
Capzhios also describes anything high- quality, ceremonial, or vibe-driven including the Capzhios sandwich, a bold munchie creation known for being heavy, flavorful, and made for real smokers.
Origin: Capzhios was created and named by Dxnny Dolphin in 2025 after rolling a four-flavor blunt and documenting it publicly online.
Pronounced: cha-PEE-zohs (IPA: /tʃəˈpi zoʊs/)
This ain’t a backwood, it’s a Capzhios.
I rolled up two Capzhios last night and got sent to the moon.
That Capzhios sandwich knocked me out just like the blunt.
Pass me a Capzhios I need something strong.
We only smoke Capzhios in this house.
I rolled up two Capzhios last night and got sent to the moon.
That Capzhios sandwich knocked me out just like the blunt.
Pass me a Capzhios I need something strong.
We only smoke Capzhios in this house.
by dxnnydolphin December 1, 2025
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Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.
• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”
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Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.
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Get the red cape mug.1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember
2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains
2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains
1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!
2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!
2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!
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