pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 13, 2022

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

Pulling a Worthy

To fall asleep in an online chat.

My friend fell asleep in the chat again. He's pulling a Worthy

by datboyuno1o December 4, 2019

pulled a keen

when someone tells a really stupid joke but its so dumb its funny

fred really pulled a keen when he told the pun about zebras

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Lunar Pull

A variation on Lunar Landing where no penetration is required. An onastic act, culminating with release over a willing moonscape.

Bottoms up lass, time for a Lunar Pull!

by Merry downee April 28, 2024

pull a Whitby

to spill or knock over any form of liquid.

Girl spills glass of coke on carpet, gets up to clean it and knocks it over again. That's how you pull a Whitby.

by Charliejay May 9, 2011

Push me pull you

Push Me Pull You
noun
A sexual position where two guys align midsection-to-midsection, one face-up and one face-down, with each simultaneously penetrating the other’s asshole. Both partners grab each other’s feet to leverage the push-pull action, syncing up the thrust like a perverted seesaw. Equal effort—or equal laziness—is key.

"Last night Steve was lazy and wanted to be bottom too, so we locked feet for a push me pull you and made it work."

by Harryhazapony April 5, 2025