dick bisquit

When having anal sex you come out with a surprise on your wang.

Looks like you got a dick bisquit hanging. yo

by jjjdiddy August 6, 2009

Dick Wedgie

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.

Dude last night I got a Terrible Dick Wedgie with my boxers, it hurt like a bitch.

by 40k November 27, 2010

Dry Dick

(n): As contradictory to "gettin' my dick wet," dry dick refers to lack of having sex.

Example 1: "Damn man, I gots dry dick"
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"

Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"

by Mercury Made the Hatter June 7, 2010

dick pencil

having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

Dick Hole

A dick hole is the smallest unit of measurement to the naked eye.

"yeah guy, cut like 5 dick holes wide and four dick holes high"

by Steven178787 May 26, 2012

oh, dick!!

it means the same thing as oh, shit!!
or oh, damn!!

oh, dick!! he was hot!!

by Anika Spillers December 30, 2003

Dicked Over

Verb; when your "posse", "friends", "niggas", etc. play a joke or make you miserable.

Fuck! Susan and Frank went to the basketball game without me...I've been dicked over. Oh well i can always play with Susans unwashed undies with fresh coochie stains!

by pyan August 3, 2003