dirty windshield

placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.

dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.

by twizzle September 3, 2006

Dirty Foley

Congressional sexual speak via IM

Vote Dirty Foley for congress!

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

dirty sploosh

applies to males only...

When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.

When Johnny was taking a dump, he experienced a dirty sploosh.

by Anonymousgangsta March 28, 2007

dirty helmet

A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.

Keith asked his male lover to clean his 'dirty helmet' with his mouth.

by JBFP May 28, 2008

Dirty Crew

A crew of people who get called a dirty crew because people are jealous of them. but they are extremly sexy and good-looking and the people who call them that are dumb ass bitches who need to shut the fuck up lol.

Wow those girls in the gym room are such a dirty crew i fucking hate them!

by MARY FIGNEWTON January 26, 2009

Dirty Hitler

When somebody wipes a small piece of poo across someone's upper lip.They then have a mustache like Hitler.

When Craig got knocked out I stuck my finger up my butt hole and gave him a dirty Hitler.

by T-rent October 12, 2014

Dirty bubble

The act of lubing your finger with soap then fingering your butt hole until it is loose. There is then seepage forming a bubble that then detaches from the anus and floats into the air, next turn around and inhale the bubble.

Ex 1
Friend 1:I need to go to the store and get more soap
Friend 2: why?
Frien 1: I haven't Dirty bubbles in a long time....
Ex 2
My girlfriend couldn't come over tonight so I decided to dirty bubble

by far-gone October 23, 2014