butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 02, 2023

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017

Whloe-Butt

person who is more then just an asshole.one who through there actions,becomes the entire butt,consisting of cheeks,hair,zits and the asshole itself.

my roommate is acting like a complete "Whole-Butt",when he gets wired.

by Weed™ November 12, 2003

butt quivers

When you’re about to have diarrhea, but someone’s already in the bathroom so you quench your butt so tightly it quivers.

The line was so long for the bathroom earlier and I had to clench so tight, I got the butt quivers.

by Paddison November 17, 2017

BUTT NOTHING

An ECOLINOMINIST as a real TIGHT ASS.

You must have been constipated as a CHILD DR. SARAH as BUTT NOTHING came from your CRYSTAL STAR slot machine either as your PARCHMENT did not yield a penny either and by the way there was no water to be found WINDWARD.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021

Butt jelly

Something that comes out of your dog's butt if their stomach is upset. A jelly like poo substance.

O no! August had butt jelly again!

by generalgoat January 20, 2022

butt grub

Dirty, dried up slop. Normally caused when butt slop is untreated and gets all dry and crusty. It also will smell really bad, especially when having sexual orientation.

I've got butt grub all up in my butthole, and it's really nasty

by Buttslopper-oo September 09, 2017