butt sprackle

When a person poops and it sprays
That kid's freckles look like butt sprackle!
by Princesspussy May 31, 2014
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Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:
I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise
by aintapuppy June 07, 2025
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 02, 2023
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butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.
I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner
by poopyshit24 April 02, 2023
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Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.
"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"
by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017
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Whloe-Butt

person who is more then just an asshole.one who through there actions,becomes the entire butt,consisting of cheeks,hair,zits and the asshole itself.
my roommate is acting like a complete "Whole-Butt",when he gets wired.
by Weed™ November 12, 2003
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butt quivers

When you’re about to have diarrhea, but someone’s already in the bathroom so you quench your butt so tightly it quivers.
The line was so long for the bathroom earlier and I had to clench so tight, I got the butt quivers.
by Paddison November 17, 2017
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