Yeah i was with that guy last night and I was shocked to see a curved peen. I thought all of them were straight! That’s when i realized he suffers from CPS (Curved peeshie syndrome).
by Danifatash August 15, 2020
Get the CPS (Curved Peeshie Syndrome)mug. Also known as BHPS.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.
The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.
The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.
For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.
This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.
Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.
The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
There wasn't.
It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.
Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
by Jomamanoidus Rex March 20, 2013
Get the Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.mug. The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014
Get the Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndromemug. When the mind can't see anything besides "the big picture". Where all the small pictures may seem like cogs in a giant clock but...it's a digital clock. No this isn't "a thing" don't be silly.
Bro #1: Bro, that guy just walked past my sick whip like it was nothing!
Bro #2: Bro, he must have BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)
Bro #2: Bro, he must have BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)
by Berlappen May 2, 2020
Get the BPS (Big Picture Syndrome)mug. A syndrome diagnosed to fictional characters. This syndrome identifies the villainous behavior of antagonists, anti-heroes, and other character types as the quality that makes them attractive. In simpler terms, villain bad and therefore hot.
person 1: how can you simp for that guy? he’s a murderer!
person 2: bro he’s got S.S.S. written all over him. i can’t help it.
person 1: what the hell is S.S.S.?
person 2: you don’t know what S.S.S. - Sinister Sexy Syndrome is?
person 2: bro he’s got S.S.S. written all over him. i can’t help it.
person 1: what the hell is S.S.S.?
person 2: you don’t know what S.S.S. - Sinister Sexy Syndrome is?
by kaeyas.stepstool September 12, 2021
Get the S.S.S. - Sinister Sexy Syndromemug. Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.
While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.
by Incalculable Accountant March 29, 2015
Get the Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)mug. A form of role playing
by Porky30 December 20, 2021
Get the Stockholm syndrome role playmug.