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Wi-Fiend

Noun. Wi-Fiend

A person who is unable to function in a social context without the need to refer constantly to their wi-fi enabled device/gadget.
God Riadhna, you're such a Wi-Fiend - put your phone down and talk to your family
by Sentasty November 27, 2012
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Meme Fiend

A person who posts obscene amounts of memes of Facebook and/or tumblr, consequently clogging your activity feed (see spam).
Guy 1: hey, i think i should add Belle's as a friend on Facebook
Guy 2: nah mate, watch out, she's a meme fiend!
Guy 1: a what?
Guy 2: a meme fiend-you'll be spammed by her endless amounts of Internet venality!
Guy 1: oh...but she's hot.
by donthitron April 3, 2013
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Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
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fried p

when you stick your male genitalia in a deep frier
ouch i just stuck my penis in a deep frier. dude now you have a fried p.
by outout123 October 28, 2013
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h fried

The horrifying result of IOS trying to autocorrect "what?"
Recipient: "duuude, guess what?"

Deliverer: "H Fried?"

Recipient: WUT
by Christherobin December 17, 2013
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Deep Fried Balls

When a man fucks a girl in the butthole and the balls of the man are hitting the fanny (panny) of the girl. that's the moment when the balls are getting deep fried
X: "So you had sex last night"
Y: "yeh i've got Deep Fried Balls."
by FUQBOII October 23, 2014
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jeepers fried chicken

by toosilly January 8, 2015
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