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The Ryland

When the man sticks his penis in the bell hole of and oboe and the woman shoves the reed on the other end in her butt. Upon farting it creates a sound which, assuming the man is an oboist, can be used as the air source which the man fingers with the keys, creating beautiful music. The wind of the farts on the oboist penis causes him to cum in the oboe.
Little chunks of poo and cum splattered out of Luna's oboe during the spring concert, the result of him and Mia doing The Ryland passionately, painting his sheet music.
by J.S.B. April 16, 2025
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Paul Ryan Effect

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025
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Cowboy RyRy

This one sexy ass sex-worker
Yooo Cowboy RyRy is that bottom bitch
by Heyyuhhhhhh May 23, 2025
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Dirty Rylen

When a man has a Charizard body pillow and cuts a hole in its arse before filling it with warm spaghetti and using it to pleasure himself, before finishing he screams Squirtle I choose you before repeating the same thing with a Squirtle body pillow be repeats this until he has finished in a body pillow of all the generation 1 pokemon.
I just ordered a bunch of Pokemon body pillows, you know what that means... Dirty Rylen!!
by SupaSam3 October 28, 2025
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Dirty Ryan

When you tease your girls clit, with a dinosaur toy while simultaneously masturbating to Ryan's Gay Porn with the use of anal beads, and a homemade pocket pussy.
I asked my girl how freaky she was, and she suggested we do a Dirty Ryan in the back of her car.
by TonerWithABigBoner November 17, 2025
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penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.
Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.
by java monster February 24, 2008
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the 10 o clock ryan

people who tend to sleep at 10 o clock during holidays
that ryan ma kid likes to sleep in real early during the summer he pulled the 10 o clock ryan!
by 99069 April 30, 2009
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