love me, love my dog

if you love someone, you must accept everything about them, even their faults or weaknesses.

The old adage "love me, love my dog" perfectly encapsulates the idea that true love means accepting someone's entire package, flaws and all.

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

dog

a man (you have to say it in a deep voice)

hey that guy is such a dog

by him,her,unknown... February 4, 2020

Steamer Dog

The act of pooping into another persons butt by laying a steamer long ways between the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog in a bun.

I wanted to show my true love by giving her a "steamer dog".

by William B. Hardigan June 24, 2022

Desert dog

Very sexually aggressive woman. Aka horny bitch

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog

by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016

mag dog

just autistic aye with its al=thritis n stuff, full cooker, licking peanut butter and stuff

dam girl calm down or imma call you mag dog

roof

by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019

Rew Dog

A fowl, lingering odor.

sailor 1: Damn Petty Officer Dingleberry, the office smells like Rew Dog! what did you eat?

sailor 2: Taco tuesday.....

by E4Mafia November 27, 2018