Bad dog

A knobs way to say “cunt”

You’re a bad dog

by Muhammad biwanna May 19, 2020

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog

by NastyLover May 20, 2020

Rick-dog

When one plugs, and proceed to shit in, the sink leaving the turd to marinate.

"Aww hell, someone left a Rick-dog in here. Where am I gunna wash my hands now?"

by Todd Cliffland May 20, 2020

Dog botherer

A person whom bothers dogs....... a play on the term God botherer, it refers to a person keen on stroking dogs (non sexual) despite them being tied up, growling or trying to bite your face off

Omfg look at that pooch!!!.....I'm sorry I can't help myself I'm a prolific dog botherer

by TheClawknows May 26, 2020

E Dog

A western romanization for the Thai curse word อีดอก (Xī dxk), essentially meaning 'idiot'.

"I thought it would be more fun to get a pet rooster" "...e dog"

by ibtbysitlot May 27, 2020

Dog

A creature who will eat you in your sleep And feed you to his children.

You going to die if you have a dog

by Thot2733 May 31, 2020

Dog fissing

This expression means that someone does not know anything about a subject but still gives his opinion.

Someone told me that the corona virus is a myth, but I think this is such a dog fissing

by Yokzy May 31, 2020