get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about

kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid

by superfleet April 26, 2022

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

OFFS

“Oh Fuck fer sher”
Used mainly for work
A response to someone else’s stupidity
Sarcasm used when you don’t have time to explain something

“Hey can you speed up the line?”
“OFFS”

by Doug Wilson November 18, 2019

Menace off

A competition where two menaces set each other terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

Jidion and Nikko had a menace off to see who the biggest menace was.

by megan.trainer March 26, 2023

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Huv Off

When you're hungover from chugging booze all night so you curl up on the couch for eternity and have no thoughts of moving.

Friend 1: "Did you wanna go get McD's and cure this hangover?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, I'm huv off"

by NewfieDewfie911 November 17, 2018