minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022

Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 4, 2022

pushing penis

when somebody wants to push penis down their throat

I was pushing penis down his throat all day.

by Gorilla Tag September 5, 2022

Non-parishable

Food not made to have in church.

Plenty of non-parishable snacks are available: beer, weed, nuts, etc

by Tbone 910 September 27, 2022

Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022