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shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"
"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"
by liquid death May 7, 2021
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Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away
by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016
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Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf
This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!
by Sam Malone September 3, 2023
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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Blast off

When you go with a communal cup previously bought from Taco Bell to drink Baja blast without paying.
Dude, I'm pretty beat from this long day of skating, let's go to Taco Bell and blast off.
by Bongmaster123 May 8, 2016
mugGet the Blast offmug.

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
by Filthy fly February 27, 2019
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