keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Dizzy cherry cock

What a girl orders when she wants to be face fucked so hard your cherries slapping her face make her dizzy.

(inspired by a typo that caught steam in the southern Midwest)

The thirsty bitch knew the only thing to quench her midnight needs was a fresh dizzy cherry cock

by lmac13 August 4, 2016

Hobo's Cock Ring

When ones flaccid penis is put into an empty beer can and made erect by porn or some other method.

Often used at frat hazings.

And for your final challenge, you will endure a Hobo's Cock Ring.

Whats that?

You'll see.

by thecamel33 March 15, 2016

Commander Cock Vein

A man with one giant vein on his cock

Wow your dick looks like it’s going to explode, the vein on your cock is huge they should call you Commander Cock Vein

by masterx97 December 11, 2018

Cock a doodle doo

to totally own and dominate your chicken during sex

guy 1: hey how did it go last night?
isrealian meth head: yEa I PuLled A CoCk A DoOdle doo

by ku klux klown leader December 12, 2018

Boston Butt Cocks

The original meaning of of the gay 9 man baseball team from Boston Massachusetts, that likes to ram baseball bats up each other’s buttholes prior to each game

“The Boston Butt Cocks lost 5-2 against the Baltimore Whorioles!”

by Jordan Breyer August 21, 2018

Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.

Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”

by Labelmaker May 22, 2018