Antes de Navidad Syndrome

Antes de Navidad Syndrome, or Before Christmas Syndrome, is a very infectious disease, spreading from store to store nationwide, or even perhaps worldwide. The store then provides its employees and shoppers with Antes de Navidad Syndrome, Christmas sales starting all the way back in June. Antes de Navidad Syndrome can also lead to Después de Navidad Syndrome, or After Christmas Syndrome, where they holiday sales go all throughout January, where poor, innocent people spend money on things they won't need for another year. The only period of Antes de Navidad or Después de Navidad Syndromes-free months are February through May, but that might change in the near future, as Antes and Después de Navidad Syndromes affects the brain, causing stores to expand Christmas sales longer, to where Christmas is a year-long holiday.

Our nearest Wal-Mart is selling Christmas decorations in August! I think they may have Antes de Navidad syndrome.

by taco_55 November 12, 2018

I don't wanna syndrome

"I don't wanna syndrome". Is where I don't give a crap about something. It's not contagious but we all have this condition in our genes. It's released when something we see or do it's dull, boring or just plain stupid and does not click with our interests in any way shape or form.

If you don't like it, you might have a condition. Sure do, it's called "I don't wanna syndrome".

by DestructiveBurn July 16, 2023

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS)

A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.

Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).

by mangomanbunty December 9, 2021

Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.

Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.

by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022

Shit life syndrome (SLS)

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

(Wikipedia)

Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."

by dame_dane July 27, 2022

FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome)

A condition where one experiences a sudden feeling of falling and shock, akin to falling back on a chair, caused be nearly drifting off to sleep but waking abruptly...like they used in Inception (the kick)

Arthur used an elevator and explosives to initiate FCS (Falling Chair Syndrome) in a zero-G environment.

by pseudio January 22, 2011

SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome)

When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.

Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.

by An SUV December 29, 2021