cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.

Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.

by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Cheeses Rice

A covert way of blasphemy OR to avoid being blasphemous, particularly agianst the Christian god

Cheeses Rice its hot in here!

Cheeses Rice that hurt!

by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it

I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese

by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018

Booty Cheese

Booty cheese is an American treat that forms in one’s booty hole. It builds up from fecal matter and piss and forms a delicious, stinky, and creamy cheese. To remove it, simply grab a straw and have someone suck it out of your hamster hole, other than that... enjoy😏

“Did you suck my booty cheese when I was asleep, I went to spoon it out and it was gone and I knew I had some leftover.”

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 25, 2020

Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella

"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"

by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009