Booty Cheese

Booty cheese is an American treat that forms in one’s booty hole. It builds up from fecal matter and piss and forms a delicious, stinky, and creamy cheese. To remove it, simply grab a straw and have someone suck it out of your hamster hole, other than that... enjoy😏

“Did you suck my booty cheese when I was asleep, I went to spoon it out and it was gone and I knew I had some leftover.”

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 25, 2020

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).

you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.

by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011

Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020