Soccer wipe 

Using your knee in an upward sweeping motion like a soccer kick to wipe your ass. Commonly used by hand models and double amputees.

Ever since Leonard lost both arms in a mixer at a pancake breakfast he’s had to use the soccer wipe to clean up.

Soccer wipe by TripleC September 26, 2017

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

marker wipe by Qslammer November 15, 2017

Rage Wipe 

When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.

"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."

"Your arm? Why?"

" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."

Rage Wipe by NotsosMom April 21, 2018

poke wipe 

When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.

Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.

poke wipe by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018

cross wired 

Cross wired: The act of getting high and drunk at the same time

Bruh we pounded back 2 26ers of smirnoff ice then we smoked 4 bowls, we were cross wired as fuck!

cross wired by Follow my ig yung_dope_boy May 13, 2018

mr wipes

Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments

per1: Here comes Mr Wipes!
per2: Help Mr Wipes!

"Mr Wipes wipes"

mr wipes by Krazez June 6, 2018

Bar Wipe 

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

Bar Wipe by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018