pat brown

To do somebody in the butt.

When he gets tired of the new prisoner's mouth, he's going to pat brown.

by captain rhodes July 5, 2008

brown side

A slang term for anal sex (used by Bruno on Ali G).

You mean you've never taken a walk on the brown side?

by Carter N May 13, 2006

Brown Sound

The signature sound of Eddie Van Halen.

Listen to any early Van Halen album...when you hear a guitar, you'll be hearing the Brown Sound. It's a guitar sound so incredible it'll make you shit your pants.

by Mad River Canoe February 8, 2009

Brown Cheese

Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men

John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.

by Gommwah August 18, 2010

brown trout

Piece of crap left in an un-flushed toilet. Done as a surprise for the next person. Often done at work, or public toilets.

Who left the brown trout ?!

by Bary McKokinner August 14, 2003

brown hair

Brown is a beautiful hair colour more natural than others.it goes with any shade of skin unlike blonde which doesn't go with pale skin colour. There is so many different shades of brown hair and blonde however is one of those plain colours. People with brown hair always have a beautiful friendly personality inside however some may not show this on the outside. People with fair brown hair are amazing everlasting friends and are there for you till the end. Blonde haired people are friends for ever too but can often have unfair fall outs.

. Lets play with her she has amazing brown hair.
Blonde hair is great too.

by Onedirectionlover5 October 27, 2013

Chris Brown

To hit a woman.

Baby, can you please be quiet before i Chris Brown you.

by BLZN.PJ February 11, 2009