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Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 15, 2018
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Watery whip

Watery whip song by Mob Killaz is when you drive a sick whip to the point it's so fire it starts to be watery, getting the name watery whip.
watery whip, in the watery whip bitches, sucking my dick yeh.
Only cool people have watery whip
*Porshe passes by* "You see that car, that's a watery whip I bet he gets his dick sucked every night"
by Watery drip November 24, 2019
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cheese whip

When you grab a can of spray cheese and move it around wildly while depressing the nozzle, forming a briefly enjoyable ribbon of cheese through the air.
"Best back off there Mr. Ritz cracker, I cheese whip you! Yes. Satisfying. Mildly satisfying. "
by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017
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Pussy whipped

A male so desperate he is at the female's every demand, often neglecting his friends for a piece of (usually) roast beef.
Joe is so pussy whipped! We tried to convince that asshole to see his friends but instead he's watching Qvc with his gf he calls a woman.
by callumlater March 1, 2017
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ready whip

A penis that is ready to ejaculate at a moments notice.
My man has a true case of ready whip, ready to blow anytime I need it to.
by Corvieus April 22, 2017
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casual whip

like the whip dance move but with less dedication; used when hanging out with friends or if one is too shy to do a full whip
Tori is a shy dancer and does casual whips instead of making a scene with a full whip
by slowgrinder03 September 5, 2016
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dragon whip

The act of having a first thrust of the penis into the vagina so hard that it has the power of a dragon and the sexual pain that a whip delivers. Having a good dragon whip can lead to very pleasing sex afterwards.
Nathan: So how was sex with Gina yesterday?
Ricky: It was great considering a hit her with a nasty dragon whip
Nathan: Nice
by Sitykid5 July 4, 2016
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