Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.

Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!

by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

weasel package

1: A guy who gets around but in a sneaky way, so that not many people know about it..

2: someone had baggage but they you don't find out until later in the relationship or friend ship...

1: You have to watch him, he is a weasel package, he will leave you in tears...

2. I can't tell anyone about that person, that's my weasel package..
2. Q: Why did you stay with that girl after you found out all of those things?

A: She tricked me, it was a weasel package..

Syn. Snake, weasel, sneaky, trifling, sneaky penis, weasel D**k

by Big Bee Baby June 18, 2018

Weasel

When a so called mate is a little thrifty with personal belongings.

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed

by KingKakuta June 28, 2018

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

weasel wagon

Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.

Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

"weaselpecker" collier

A corrupt third-rate, low-rent, lowlife attorney in a black dress sitting as a "judge" of the Medina County, Ohio Court of Common Pleas. A serial philanderer who, along with his "official" court reporter (with benefits) has been materially altering transcripts of court proceedings since at least 2003. Weaselpecker's "judicial" philosophy is summed up by his declaration that the United States Constitution is "just a scrap of paper, not rules or law."

"Weaselpecker" Collier and his "official" court reporter (with benefits) have gone on a weekend love tryst while his family stays at home to cut the grass.

by Miguel Sword October 21, 2018