weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Weathersed

When you are absolutely incompetent at your profession but act as if you are better at it than anyone around and then pull a complete and total cock up.

I was trying to get to the EMC website but I weathersed it and went to a malware site instead.

by uncletoxie June 3, 2017

Weet

Used after a sentence to enhance the outcome of what's being said.

I fucked your mom. weet.

by DeezWeets December 20, 2017

Weet

Used after a sentence to enhance the outcome of what was trying to be said

I fucked your mom. weet.

by DeezWeets December 20, 2017

weather glues

Glue that are always more than one wheter or not the mode of transport allows it.

There go the weather glues, no thought for travel laws

by GeorgeLawson January 29, 2018

weatherboard nine

Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s former deputy Prime Minister and former Leader of the National Party, spent his career fighting the weatherboard nine. These are the nine million Australians that live in old weatherboard houses that cost nothing 30 years ago but are now worth about $1 million.

I fought for the weatherboard nine.

by Peter_Dickerson May 7, 2018

Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018