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brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
brown walk by khaytsus April 15, 2010
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Grocery-walk 

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.

lank walk 

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.
Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
lank walk by jols007 October 15, 2010

Jungle Walk 

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.
Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....
Jungle Walk by KiaraCera December 12, 2010

Soho Walk Up 

1) A Soho Walk Up is a flat at which a prostitute works. You walk up to the flat, pay the agreed amount do your thing and leave. Usually guarded by a "maid", an older british woman. Found in the Soho section of london.

2) Phrase used to confuse travellers to Great Britian.
1) If you know where to go you can find a list of all the great Soho Walk Ups!

2) Mate, you know the beers better at the Soho Walk Up
Soho Walk Up by w3nch October 21, 2013

Gratitude Walk 

Gratitude Walk is when a person becomes present, aware and counts their blessing and gives thanks while walking.

Defined by author Marie Cornelio, in the book The Gratitude Way.
I love taking Gratitude Walks daily.

Or

Let's take a gratitude walk.
Gratitude Walk by Beloved One April 19, 2014

smoke walk

Smoke walking is a Hearthsone term. When a player is keeping his minion stealthed, he is smoke walking his opponent.
I think he's probably gonna smoke walk you with that gilbin stalker.
smoke walk by Joh9 May 6, 2015