Triple Vanilla Sex

A mysterious act or concept that nobody really knows about, but many claim they know how to do.

"Wanna know about Triple Vanilla Sex? Okay, take some vanilla ice cream, put all the weed inside, mix it all together, you take it, you get high, it's the craziest feeling ever."
"No, no, no, I know about Triple Vanilla Sex. It's when you're with your girl, and you take the Vanilla Ice Cream and you eat it all over each other."

by Cola37 September 15, 2015

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plain vanilla

(derived from ice cream's standard basic flavour): humorous term for the enjoyment of "straightforward" sexual intercourse, most obviously in the routine missionary position. If the phrase is used, the implication is normally that the enjoyment is somewhat limited, when perhaps other "flavours" might have been welcomed .... (Note: See also "chocolate and vanilla")

A: "So, how's the new girlfriend?"
B: "Oh, all right."
A: "What's the problem?"
B: "She's only interested in plain vanilla."
A: "Hell, man, give her time. You didn't expect a blowjob on the first date, did you?!"

by kofi June 30, 2003

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cherry vanilla

aka cherry V
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.

duuude, what the hell is that smell?

is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?

oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

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non-vanilla

One who is kinky, unlike vanilla who are scared of any non-vanilla activities.

"He's like us, non-vanilla, into the kinks that we are."

"Those vanillas think those fuzzy handcuffs are so hardcore... they know nothing of the non-vanilla world."

by Bitch_Dani July 19, 2006

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Check Vanilla

A code word to alert others of the entrance of an attractive woman into the room.
Used commonly in some Boston Ice cream shops.
Mostly used by employees and frequent customers.

(Smoking hot girl walks in)
Hey Murphy, check vanilla.

by Kevin- Walsh September 22, 2007

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