twat squat

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

by wink1 December 6, 2011

Twat Dog

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.

*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.

by SABINATOR August 11, 2009

Twat-sicle

When you stick a pop sicle in a womans vagina let it ment, and drink the juice!

I like to give grape Twat-sicle's to hot babes!

by Louis (LaMigra) January 7, 2006

twat gobbler

a sexy, sexy beast that often eats pussy. (s)he is good in the way of making the gobbler-reciever cum multiple times.

Well, Larry really knew how to eat me good. that man is a twat gobbler. he just jambed his tounge and i "o'd" like never before!!

by Hryttereanna July 26, 2006

twat check

Noun:
a short-term sexual episode with a woman the purpose of which is to make sure that the fit of the twat hasn't been tampered with (i.e. by another man's dick. a.k.a.
A booty call.
A way to keep the pimp hand strong

I hadn't seen my jump off all week, so she was due for a twat check.

by Kenney Jones December 3, 2005

twat bag

When a person with a vagina has "bags" of skin under the clit to show that she has had to many sexual encounters with men.

"shut up you twat bag!"

by Cyle/Chris September 9, 2006

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004