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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
mugGet the Track toolmug.

Tool Squad

A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well
Cole must be a member of Tool Squad because COLE LIKES WEINER
by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
mugGet the Tool Squadmug.

Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
mugGet the Tool beefmug.

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe
She's a decking tool!!
by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017
mugGet the decking toolmug.

tool hooker

A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
Fat cankle ho who stole your wallet and money. You call that bitch a tool hooker.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
mugGet the tool hookermug.

circle tool

an animation cliche that is most likely seen in some flipaclip animations.
user: oh god, look, it's the well-known circle tool.
mugGet the circle toolmug.

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.
I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool
by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016
mugGet the choke the toolmug.

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