Toadpuppy

1) a pug
2) the queen of all that is awesome

You know who that is? That's TOADPUPPY!

by the me December 10, 2003

ToadD

FAT 'N' GAY minus $300

FAT 'N' GAY minus 300$

by Ikari September 27, 2004

toadville

At the current time, the worse possible situation/place you can be in.

Road trip: Stuck in the back seat... toadville.
Too drunk to stand.. toadville.
Going to jail.. toadville.

Fuck, I got stuck in toadville!

by Serio Tadlock December 9, 2008

toadspots

Noun, plural. Bad acne, of a clustered variety and bright red variety. The indivual pimples are notably large and pustulent, and together the bumps obtain the texture of toadskin. Gross, and unfortunately, not always the fault of the person with it. Despite medication, scrubbing, and a healthy diet, sometimes you're just a toad.

"Oh my god, I was at the pool and it was so gross, Jerry took his shirt off and his entire back was toadspots!"
"Sick!"

by datonare July 31, 2008

toad tongue

when the flaps of skin from your ballsack hang out of your zipper, to make this possible you have to secure your testicles within the domicile of the pants.

So we were at Joe dogs, and i brang out the toad tongue and got kicked out of joe dogs.

by majormagoo January 18, 2009

Toadsqueeze

Insulting name that you call someone when they drank all of your sprite without adding ice to your icetray in the freezer, while playing cash flow and not getting out of rat race with a deflated basketball

Did you just see what he did, he is such a toadsqueeze!

by Harden Thicke November 21, 2010

toadious

An ex whose looks are shot to hell (generally by alcohol, drugs or food)

I would include a picture of a toadious ex but I'm sure that's not proper!

by not toadious January 19, 2011